01
League Champion
TBD
The first name engraved in No Kicks Given history.
THE OFFICIAL RECORD BOOK
LEAGUE
HISTORY.
Championships last forever. So do bad decisions, catastrophic losses, and whatever happens in the group chat afterward.
INAUGURAL SEASON
2026
02
Runner-Up
TBD
So close. Unfortunately, history remembers second place too.
03
Last Place
TBD
The franchise that finishes at the bottom of the pile.
04
Regular Season Champion
TBD
Best regular-season record before the playoffs begin.
05
Most Points For
TBD
The highest total offensive output of the season.
06
Highest Weekly Score
TBD
The biggest single-week eruption of the year.
07
Biggest Blowout
TBD
Largest margin of victory in a head-to-head matchup.
08
Closest Game
TBD
Smallest final margin of victory during the season.
THE LONG GAME
EVERY SEASON ADDS ANOTHER CHAPTER.
Future champions, records, disasters, rivalries, and legendary performances will live here permanently.