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League Champion
TBD
The first name engraved in No Kicks Given history.
THE OFFICIAL RECORD BOOK
LEAGUE
HISTORY.
Championships last forever. So do bad decisions, catastrophic losses, and whatever happens in the group chat afterward.
INAUGURAL SEASON
2026
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Survivor Champion
GB Pack Attack
Last owner standing — Philadelphia won in Week 2
The last owner standing in the inaugural Survivor pool.
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Runner-Up
TBD
So close. Unfortunately, history remembers second place too.
04
Last Place
TBD
The franchise that finishes at the bottom of the pile.
05
Regular Season Champion
TBD
Best regular-season record before the playoffs begin.
06
Most Points For
TBD
The highest total offensive output of the season.
07
Highest Weekly Score
TBD
The biggest single-week eruption of the year.
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Biggest Blowout
Cream team
49.80-point victory — Week 4
Largest margin of victory in a head-to-head matchup.
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Closest Game
The Hamburglar
22.40-point victory — Week 4
Smallest final margin of victory during the season.
THE WEEKLY HARDWARE
2026 WEEKLY AWARDS
Every high, low, close call, and questionable lineup choice.
WEEK 4
READ RECAP →
Golden Ghost
Bad News Bears
188.44 points — highest score of Week 4
No Points Given
RedDeadYeti
87.72 points — lowest score of Week 4
Biggest Blowout
Cream team
49.80-point victory
Closest Game
The Hamburglar
22.40-point victory
Lineup Decision
PistolPete
Carnell Tate in the starting lineup — 21.50 points
WEEK 3
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Golden Ghost
Cream team
152.64 points
No Points Given
Hook and ladder
76.32 points
Biggest Blowout
The Hamburglar
45.14-point margin
Closest Game
Bad News Bears
11.82-point margin
Manager of the Week
Cream team
152.64 points, Golden Ghost and a 3-0 record
Lineup Decision
El Meatball
Tyler Shough over Jalen Hurts — +11.18
WEEK 2
READ RECAP →
Golden Ghost
Hook and ladder
143.68 points
No Points Given
PistolPete
76.64 points
Biggest Blowout
RedDeadYeti
52.70-point margin
Closest Game
BAMICO54
2.72-point margin
Manager of the Week
Cream team
125.58 points with Travis Kelce at FLEX
Lineup Decision
RedDeadYeti
Dalton Kincaid at FLEX — 22.50 points
WEEK 1
READ RECAP →
Golden Ghost
GB Pack Attack
173.76 points
Biggest Blowout
Bad News Bears
72.94-point margin
Closest Game
PistolPete
9.66-point margin
No Points Given
bamico54
82.92 points
Manager of the Week
The Hamburglar
171.46 with production throughout the lineup
Lineup Decision
GB Pack Attack
Caleb Williams over Trevor Lawrence — +11.16
THE LONG GAME
EVERY SEASON ADDS ANOTHER CHAPTER.
Future champions, records, disasters, rivalries, and legendary performances will live here permanently.