BAD NEWS. BROKEN PERFECTION.

The Hamburglar 114.12

BAMICO54 91.72

The Hamburglar stayed unbeaten with a 114.12–91.72 win, the week's closest game at 22.40 points. Joe Burrow supplied 25.72, Rhamondre Stevenson added 18.40 and George Kittle scored 17.00. BAMICO54 left Drake Maye's 27.16 on the bench, but that quarterback change alone would not have erased the deficit.

Bad News Bears 188.44

Hook and ladder 143.88

Bad News Bears unloaded 188.44 behind CeeDee Lamb's 41.30, Javonte Williams' 31.30 and Kyle Monangai's 28.00. Hook and ladder countered with 45.20 from Tetairoa McMillan and a very respectable 143.88. Unfortunately, this week's Golden Ghost was accepting no appeals.

PistolPete 129.86

OliverClothesOff! 105.62

PistolPete reached 2–2 with 30.80 from Nico Collins, 21.50 from Carnell Tate and 17.70 from Jahmyr Gibbs. OliverClothesOff! got 23.80 from Romeo Doubs, but T.J. Hockenson's 24.90 and Keon Coleman's 23.60 watched from the bench as a 24.24-point loss arrived.

Kool Aid Jammers 119.58

RedDeadYeti 87.72

Kool Aid Jammers returned to .500 behind Kyren Williams' 36.70 and Chuba Hubbard's 25.90. RedDeadYeti finished with a league-low 87.72 while Tyquan Thornton's 28.10 remained on the bench. One receiver swap would have helped; it would not have covered the full 31.86-point margin.

Cream team 151.10

Maye cause bleeding 101.30

Cream team stayed perfect with 151.10 and the week's largest victory: 49.80 points. Bijan Robinson supplied 27.70, Malik Nabers 23.20 and Chris Olave 19.60. Maye cause bleeding received 26.70 from Tee Higgins and 23.60 from Kirk Cousins, but the search for a first win continues.

El Meatball 145.84

GB Pack Attack 112.88

El Meatball spoiled GB Pack Attack's unbeaten start in the featured game, winning 145.84–112.88. Puka Nacua scored 27.70, Quinshon Judkins added 21.60 and Brock Bowers supplied 20.60. Kenneth Walker's 30.90 could not save the Pack from its first loss. The Meatball has now won two straight.