The Hamburglar
GOLDEN GHOST
174.00
PTS
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WEEKLY RECAP ARCHIVE
NO KICKS GIVEN
2026 SEASON • WEEK 5 RECAP
FIVE WINS. TWO PERFECT. ONE HAMBURGLAR.
Six games. 1,409.86 points. Two teams still unbeaten.
The Hamburglar scores 174.00; the closest escape is just 3.08.
Kohl’s Cash Jr.
NARROW ESCAPE
3.08
WIN MARGIN
🏆
174.00
HIGHEST SCORE
💥
59.52
BIGGEST MARGIN
⏱
3.08
CLOSEST GAME
🏈 FINAL SCORES
WEEK 5 MATCHUPS
The Hamburglar
174.00
Bad News Bears
143.14
FINAL
Parker Washington scored 30.40, Mike Evans added 26.30 and Joe Burrow supplied 24.60 as the Hamburglar took the Golden Ghost and stayed perfect. Jaylen Warren's 36.80 and Isaiah Likely's 32.40 made the Bears competitive, but 143.14 still bought a 30.86-point loss.
Kohl’s Cash Jr.
129.34
Justin Jibberson
126.26
FINAL
Drake Maye delivered 39.46 and George Pickens added 28.00 in the week's closest finish. The 3.08-point margin made David Montgomery's 1.10 especially painful: either MarShawn Lloyd's 16.70 or Blake Corum's 16.20 from the bench would have flipped the result.
RedDeadYeti
104.94
OliverClothesOff!
78.50
FINAL
Christian Watson's 32.30 and James Cook's 22.80 carried RedDeadYeti back into the win column. Josh Allen and Christian McCaffrey combined for 48.80 on the other side, but the remaining seven starters managed only 29.70. Two stars cannot submit an entire lineup.
Kool Aid Jammers
117.82
PistolPete
95.62
FINAL
Bucky Irving supplied 31.50 and Matthew Stafford added 27.32 as the Jammers moved to 3–2. Jahmyr Gibbs scored 37.70 for Pete, but Jayden Daniels' 32.26 stayed on the bench behind Bo Nix's 7.92. That legal quarterback swap would have turned a 22.20-point loss into a 2.14-point win.
El Meatball
134.44
Maye cause bleeding
74.92
FINAL
Puka Nacua's 37.70, Garrett Wilson's 23.40 and Brock Bowers' 23.00 powered the Meatball's third straight win and the week's biggest blowout. Tyler Shough scored only 1.84 and still got to celebrate. Maye cause bleeding finished at 74.92 and remains winless.
creamteam
140.64
GB Pack Attack
90.24
FINAL
Jared Goff scored 28.94 and Tyler Warren added 21.40 as Cream team stayed undefeated with a 50.40-point win. Malik Nabers' 29.10 was not even needed from the bench. The Pack got 22.80 from Jaxon Smith-Njigba but started two scoreless receivers and suffered a second straight loss.
🏆 THE HARDWARE
WEEK 5 AWARDS
GOLDEN GHOST
The Hamburglar
174.00 points — highest score of Week 5
NO POINTS GIVEN
Maye cause bleeding
74.92 points — lowest score of Week 5
BIGGEST BLOWOUT
El Meatball
59.52-point victory — Week 5
CLOSEST GAME
Kohl’s Cash Jr.
3.08-point victory — Week 5
MANAGER OF THE WEEK
The Hamburglar
174.00 points, a Golden Ghost and a 5–0 record — Week 5
LINEUP DECISION
Kohl’s Cash Jr.
Starting Drake Maye — 39.46 points in a 3.08-point win — Week 5
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WEEK 5
PICK'EM LEADERS
The Hamburglar
5–1
The Hamburglar led Week 5 at 5–1, missing only the Jammers' win over PistolPete. GB Pack Attack finished 1–5, with El Meatball providing the lone correct pick. Two managers submitted cards; the other ten recorded no picks.